So here I am on Saturday night, dancing away like a diva, yes seriously a diva (!). I am even standing up on the bar, because that is how dancing divas dance. Kylie beware Evie is the Next Kylie. I am swaying to the music, very cool and smooth. As I am standing next to the DJ deck I exchange a few words with the DJ, something very cool and smooth also like "hey mister DJ very cool music" to which he replies "thanks darling, you are so cool and smooth you know".
And at point realisation dawns like a cold glue trickling down my spine.
I am wearing a short short-ish skirt tonight. And I am standing on a high bar table. And I am bending down.
At that moment I feel a small tap on my thigh and look down. It's my friend looking at me with big round eyes and mouthing: EVIE YOU ARE SHOWING YOUR ASS TO THE WHOLE ROOM.
Well glad the Ass had its moment of glory after all that training at the gym.